A Little HR Haiku

Long, long day at work

Data, numbers, HR help!

Brain exploding now

We need your timesheet

Your personnel file is wrong

Do what I tell you

Timesheets equal paychecks

Missing timesheets do not pay

Please just turn it in

Deadlines are your friends

Do not kill the messenger

The rules predate me

Ah…, the life of an HR data analyst. I know so much more about so many people than I want to know. 

Ever want to write haiku about your job? A friend and I did this while supposedly eating lunch today (read:turning away from our databases to answer another phone call).